I've long believed the consumption of chocolate covered donuts to be a sure sign that one has given up on life. Are you gonna start wearing sweatpants out in public too?
I thought wearing sweat pants in public was a sure sign one had given up on life.
A-ha! I've tracked you down, "21st Century Kid"! And now, I shall kick your ass for besmirching my brother's lily-white legs. And I won't stop kicking your ass until you admit his legs are as nice, if not nicer than Tina Turner's.
Cari, I'm sorry to say it but it looks like you will have to make a personal appearance in Chicago because I just saw your little brother's legs this morning and let me tell you they are not as silky smooth or attractive as the Ms. Tina Turner. "Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?"
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I've long believed the consumption of chocolate covered donuts to be a sure sign that one has given up on life. Are you gonna start wearing sweatpants out in public too?
I thought wearing sweat pants in public was a sure sign one had given up on life.
A-ha! I've tracked you down, "21st Century Kid"! And now, I shall kick your ass for besmirching my brother's lily-white legs. And I won't stop kicking your ass until you admit his legs are as nice, if not nicer than Tina Turner's.
Some super sleuthing Cari.Now may the "ass kicking" commence. Signed,Ike Turner
No wonder his legs are white; they didn't see the sun from the time he was 12years old until just recently...
Cari, I'm sorry to say it but it looks like you will have to make a personal appearance in Chicago because I just saw your little brother's legs this morning and let me tell you they are not as silky smooth or attractive as the Ms. Tina Turner. "Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?"
You know, the phrase "silky smooth" in reference to my brother's legs has turned me off this whole line of taunting.
I'll have to kick ass later.
I think it's hilarious that there's so much discussion about my legs by my family on some unrelated dude's blog.
But we're now considering Dan to be family, related by some obscure blog connection.
So does that mean he's coming down at Christmas, too? We'll let the kids push him down the driveway in a wheel barrow.
I'm happy to hear that people in the south still don't need endorsement deals to push a wheel barrel. Is asking for sweet tea pushing it?
Sweet tea's fine- fried chicken and okra would be pushing it
OK Dan where the HELL are you? Stop being so niggardly with your blog and tell us how you did. The world wants to know!
OMG, STOP USING THAT WORD! It makes me giggle like a 7th grader.
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