http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/06/24/pirates.somalia/index.html?iref=mpstoryview
I had no idea I could be a pirate. I think it is time for a career change. In the case the hostages are French they can make me some delicious croissants and if they are German well I guess I will just be drinking a lot, either way it is better than picking up some swiss tourists. I never really cared for them.
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The French,Wine. Germans take orders,and dream of Liebansraum. The Swiss make cheese and take everyones money.
You mean Lebensraum? "Liebensraum" is something close to "love space," which notion is gayer than any German has ever been. Except maybe Himmler; I always suspected he was a back door man. I mean, that haircut alone.
Ahh,you have learned my little secret you fancy lad,eh? Love and teautonic kisses!!! H.Himmler
Note to Dan: Did my Father just admit to being a gay Nazi on your blog?
Mr. Cartwright in the case that you do like kisses with men there is a Gay Pride Parade this weekend in Chicago, feel free to make the trip up. I have an aero bed.
Thanks Dan for the invite but I must pass.I don't like facists or areo beds too much.
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